Quiz: Am I Pregnant?

In a nature where three Kardashian sisters are pregnant at the same term( apparently ), one starts to wonder: Am I pregnant ? Am I a member of this pregnancy alliance too? When will Kris break the news to TMZ? Undoubtedly, you have to be prepared so you know when to act like your gestation reports don’t exist and go about your normal life while “youre watching” everyone torturing themselves trying to figure out if the story is genuine. If the past few weeks has taught us anything, it is that there is no greater ability than a pregnant Kardashian/ Jenner. So, are you pregnant extremely? Let’s catch out 😀 TAG 8 TT

1. What symbol does your first name start with?

a. K

B. T

c. Neither of those unpleasant letters

2. Does your mommy( ager) desperately require a grandchild from you?

a. Ugh yes

B. Likely but she gave up on that for me long ago hahahhcrying

c. Nope, she wants me to focus on my profession because she’s a 21 st century madam/ that bitch knows she can’t tell me what to do

3. Pick an animal

a. Chicken

b. Black lab

c. My Gucci fur slides

4. How do you manage stress?

a. Spend three hours trying to take a good selfie until I announce myself to sleep

B. Direct out until I pass out, you know how it is!

c. Idk I exactly remind myself that I literally don’t care at all

5. Of these calls, which is your favorite for your( possible) child? Yes, you have to choose.

a. Krystal

b. Lebron

c. Vegan

6. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

a. Where I am right now haha oops! Got a little carried away!

b. In Fergie’s “M.I.L.F.$ Part 2”music video

c. Far, far away from all the bullshit

If you got primarily A’s: Yup, you’re obviously pregnant. Bible.

As if you aren’t the center of attention often enough, you are now pregnant and can milk this( haha) for a very long time. Rub my hoofs! Tell my I’m pretty! Buy my cheek kits! This is going to be a beautiful tour for you and a fiery crater of blaze for your momma and sidekicks. Experience it while it previous, because once that newborn is out it’s only a matter of time( 20 times) before they appall “the worlds” with teenage pregnancies of their own.

If you got mostly B’s: Bitch, you might be!

You’re not NOT pregnant … you should definitely urinate on a stick ASAP. You’ve been ready for this moment for years, so if it’s eventually now, congrats! You and whoever beaten you up should be very happy. Your friends and family will be overjoyed with the story and will be by your side every step of the highway. And if that First Response reacts with “nah, you’re simply bloated, ” we’re sorry. Sorry that you’re bloated, sorry that you’re not pregnant, and sorry for recurring it now. It’s nothing you haven’t dealt with before, though! Way cruel, Tai? Whatever. Better luck next time.

If you got mainly C’s: Hell no, skinny bitch, your red-faced flow is still a’coming

Take a deep sorrow of relief, “youre not” pregnant. At least , not this time. Deter on gazing the most wonderful you ever is available in their own lives; there’s no newborn bump modelling inside you. This doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, though. Compile sure your mom or gold-digging boy toy hasn’t swopped out your birth control with Smarties. Something strange is going on in your inner circle, and you don’t want to get roped into that mess. Beware of the plastics.

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